{"type":"standard","title":"Ohio State Route 800","displaytitle":"Ohio State Route 800","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2492986","titles":{"canonical":"Ohio_State_Route_800","normalized":"Ohio State Route 800","display":"Ohio State Route 800"},"pageid":8413983,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/OH-800.svg/330px-OH-800.svg.png","width":320,"height":256},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/OH-800.svg/2880px-OH-800.svg.png","width":2880,"height":2304},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289361223","tid":"e851c1ed-2bbc-11f0-8ba6-a4890e4b86c9","timestamp":"2025-05-08T03:31:20Z","description":"State highway in eastern Ohio, US","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_Route_800","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_Route_800?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_Route_800?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ohio_State_Route_800"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_Route_800","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ohio_State_Route_800","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_Route_800?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ohio_State_Route_800"}},"extract":"State Route 800 is a north–south state highway in the eastern portion of the U.S. state of Ohio. Its southern terminus is at SR 7 in Jackson Township near New Matamoras, and its northern terminus is at its interchange with Interstate 77 in Canton.","extract_html":"
State Route 800 is a north–south state highway in the eastern portion of the U.S. state of Ohio. Its southern terminus is at SR 7 in Jackson Township near New Matamoras, and its northern terminus is at its interchange with Interstate 77 in Canton.
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Ferocactus cylindraceus is a species of barrel cactus which is known by several common names, including California barrel cactus, Desert barrel cactus, compass barrel cactus, and miner's compass. It was first described by George Engelmann in 1853.
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