{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
{"fact":"Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?","punchline":"Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.","id":111}
{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
{"fact":"Tigers are excellent swimmers and do not avoid water.","length":53}
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{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}