{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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Michael Delaney Dowd Jr., known as Mike Douglas, was an American \"Big Band\" era singer, entertainer, television talk show host of The Mike Douglas Show, and actor.
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