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{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}

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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

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{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}

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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}

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