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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}

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